who is this?

Why do I feel like crying?..Oh, I'm 29 and I have done nothing with my life. Yet. Man is that a depressing thought. Twenty Nine years to do something, anything. Nothing is all I have provided. Amazingly enough, after twenty nine years of failure, I am determined to accomplish something, anything, by my thirtieth birthday. By anything I do mean anything. Asian twins, skydiving from Wausau's tallest structure, ummmmm...getting a job in a civilized land. ANYTHING.

In conclusion....yeah, try not to be so loser-ish this year. Oh, and this b-day will be the loneliest of lonely in many moons. Good things I have these roommates that I am BFF with...

Love,

me

p.s. why is it that after twenty nine years I just can't find anything to feel good about? I know this is a depressing thought, but for the love of fuck, this is getting ridiculous...